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Pope's Queue Can Go Fuck Itself

posted by scott on July 3, 2009 at 8:02 am

Ha. Instead of uploading the comic, Pope's code just claimed to upload it. That's actually really funny to me.

I'm gonna check and see if it'll fuck anything up, then just upload it myself if everything's cool.

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I work nights

posted by scott on July 2, 2009 at 11:23 am

My entire body is pissed that I'm awake this late. There's shit in the queue though.

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LIAR.
posted by Pope on July 3, 2009 at 3:56 am

The lols Wait For No Man

posted by pope on June 26, 2009 at 2:30 am

We haven't updated anything in a while. Get over it.

Moving on, two celebrities died today. Not just your average, run of the mill celebrities either. I mean, who hasn't been in a made for TV Lifetime Original Movie? No, these were superstars. Names so instantly recognizable that everyone in the world had some kind of reaction. And, as we have come to expect, and even love, the internet had a reaction too. A terrible reaction. With that reaction, though, comes a new and wonderful world of possibilities. Twitter is now the ultimate rumor machine gun, and the twatting masses are the ammunition, adding their small portion to the overall damage done to the target, then falling to the ground, their sole purpose completed, like so many empty shell casings. Yes, Twitter will do nicely.

It seems that a few well-connected members of everyone's number one most annoying micro-blogging site realized, as you can only expect from people with an IQ that rivals Hellman's, that once two celebrities died in one day, they had only a short time remaining to predict who would be the next to go on this day of reckoning for the famous.

Afro-Mayo is concerned for Wil Wheaton's health.

Because what Twitter user doesn't have a badass 'fro?



And so it was that the rumors started flying. @'s were tossed about carelessly, along with messages of loss and mourning. It was like my 12th birthday all over again. I think I can let this tweet sum up the whole experience. That's right kids, Kevin Spacey had to pull out the s-word to put to rest the rumors of Jeff Goldblum's untimely death. Which, I'd like to thank Rob DenBleyker for taking the only respectable approach to responding to it.

This shows us just how Twitter can really, finally be used for something of real value. With a few well-placed tweets from some people who have high-profile followers, we can spread rumors about anything we want. ANYTHING. I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as I convince half of America that Saddam Hussein is still alive and is in hiding disguised as Michael Jackson's corpse.



ADDENDUM: I know that this post will automatically trigger a tweet when I click upload. How the fuck do you know I don't like being a hypocrite, huh? Yeah I thought so.

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Safe Mode Wath Fetwgrkifg

posted by pope on May 19, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Someone seems to have fucked up their Windows boot screen in a way that I am nothing but proud of.

Starting Wandows has never been easier!

Also I'm working on the Rau comic right now, I swear.

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I Forgot It's Sunday

posted by pope on May 17, 2009 at 11:50 pm

And I'm really tired.

You people can wait til morning to get the new comic.

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